if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”
NOPE I QUIT I QUIT THE INTERNET
One Day More (8-bit) - Les Misérables
A thank you for all the support! (´∀｀)♡ As always, this sounds best when listened to with headphones.
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it
this will always be the funniest thing in the entire planet. never gets old